February 2012
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Immunology Class
Student : Sir, anu po ba masarap na pulutan pag mag-iinuman?
Professor : BABAE! Babae na masarap kausap :)
Student : Eh Sir, panu kming mga girls? Anu masarap na pulutan?
Professor : LALAKE! Lalaki na mghahatid sayo s bahay nyo pag lasing kana! :)
Immunonology class : )
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HooHoo :'(
It’s already 12:10 am here and I still have to review for Shifting Exam tomorrow. Another sleepless night I think :’( HooHoo!
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TSK: Dead eyes with a blank stare, and me with my...
Cranquis: So the nurse said you are feeling really angry at your parents?
30-something female Army veteran with multiple psych issues: YES THEY MAKE ME SO MAD THAT MY HEAD WANTS TO IMPLODE. I COULD SHOOT MY DAD IN THE BRAINPAN AND I WOULDN'T EVEN CARE.
Cranquis: Do you have any firearms available to you?
Patient: NO BUT I'M ARMY TRAINED, I COULD KILL MY MOM WITH A PENCIL THROUGH THE EYE SOCKET. I'M A DANGEROUS BITCH.
Cranquis: I think maybe you need to return to the psych hospital that you were in a couple weeks ago, don't you?
Patient: OH YEAH, I NEED A VACATION FROM THIS CRAP. PLEASE CALL THE COPS TO COME GET ME.
Cranquis: I'm on it!
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I'm negative to Pregnancy Test!
I performed a Urine Pregnancy Test, with my urine…not because I think I’m pregnant so please :) I just volunteered!
Urine Pregnancy Test is not just to define if your pregnant but also it may define if you have cancer.
Result:
One band = Negative!
I’m not pregnant and no cancer.
Ms.MedTechEma
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wayfaringmd:
One Republic - Good Life
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“The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you...”
– Martin H. Fischer (via medicalstate)
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Medical Technologists
conmendiola:
HOW THE PATIENTS SEE US!
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milmil23 asked: Uy. Kapwa Medtech student! Nice! Hahahahaha.. Saan ka nag aaral? Epal lang eh. Hahahahaha.
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Anonymous asked: Ano pong masasabi mo sa course mo? sang subject ka po pinaka nahirapan at nadalian? pano mo po napili yang course na Med Tech? Thanks :)
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“Now I see clearly it’s You...
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Effects of Midterm Exams :)
1. Mood swings
I just got irritated maybe because I have had only 2 or 3 hours of sleep every night.
2. Addiction to coffee
I learned this exam week how to walk while my eyes are closed :) I just need coffee so that I can focus on reading especially when I only have few hours to review before the exam. Sleepless nights!
3. Candies on my pocket
Before exam, I always make sure I have...
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Happy Chocolate Day!
I just want to greet everyone a Happy Chocolate Day! Let’s have chocolate today :)
” And I need chocolates now! I need glucose so I gonna buy chocolates in the canteen and eat before I go to the library.”
And tomorrow will be the last day of Midterm Exams! :) Yehey!
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Madugong usapan ...
MedTech student : Sir, wala ko makuhaan ng dugo!
Prof : Maghanap k jan!
MedTech student : Wala po eh..
Prof: Dugo mo nalang..
MedTech student: Sino kukuha Sir?
Prof: S mga 2nd year medtech? (wala n ata kc mga kaklase nya..)
Medtech student: Nyeh! Sir naman..( di pa kc ngbblood extraction ang 2nd year medtech)
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TSK: Where in the room is Sally Sandiego?
Cranquis *entering exam room*: Hello, is this Sally's room?
Mom: Yes, this is Sally.
Nervous 3-year-old Sally: No, it's not! *whispers loudly to her mom* Tell him I'm not Sally!
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blackandwhiteprocrastinator asked: Ate! HELLO :) haha. Napadaan lang ulit ako. haha. Torture ba ng bonggang bongga ang maging 3rd year? T.T lagi kasing sinasabi sa amin ng mga prof. Good luck po sa Exams!! :)
iammisscamille asked: Alam mo ate yung word na joke? yun kasi yun eh :DD
iammisscamille asked: Namimiss na rin kita ate gusto kong magtanong nag mag tanong.Haha Pag sayo po chicken lang yan, dapat perfect >:D
iammisscamille asked: Relax ate, kayang kaya mo yan Ikaw pa! >:D< :*
patchiechie asked: Good luck po sa Midterms, Ate. :)
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Midterm EXAM
Huhu! We only have 2 days left to prepare for Midterm exams. So, I guess I would have no Tumblr moments for a week :( Time to focus and to say NO to any distractions :)
I hope you guys to have a blessed week!
So, what plans do you have for next week?
January 2012
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“Life is unfair and we must face it!”
– - Prof. Dinglasan
My professor in Hematology..
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TSK: A little blood goes a long way
Nurse Cranquis: Oh my god, Dr. Cranquis, you should go see the bloody mess in room 3.
Cranquis: Oh, you mean from the guy with the nosebleed that was here earlier?
Nurse: Yes! You know when he first walked in, he was just dripping blood everywhere, so I handed him an emesis basin and he blew his nose into it, and this huge clot came out!
Cranquis: Yeah, those nose-clots can look pretty big.
Nurse: No, this was humongous. It was like he blew a placenta out of his nose!
Cranquis: Ok, maybe we're getting a bit carried away here.
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“‘Tis not always in a physician’s power to cure the sick; at times the disease is...”
– Ovid (via medicalstate)
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“You are SOMEONE who only happens to be studying medicine. Don’t let med school...”
– https://twitter.com/medstudentsPH (via tobeli)
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“LOVE has its own reason that reason itself cannot understand…”
– Prof. Grafilo (via blackandwhiteprocrastinator)
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“The art of medicine is in amusing a patient while nature affects the cure.”
– Voltaire
It’s true! So often I feel like my sole job is to reassure patients that they haven’t been “sick forever”. :)